The apartment was so grungy it was totally awesome. The
sofa was grungy, the floor was grungy, the fridge was
grungy, and even the grass outside was grungy. When I
think that could have been where I lived this year,
all I could say was, "Totally awesome." I was still not
happy that some fat administrator who thought having a
third office would be neato could swipe my only chance
at cheap happiness. But it was cool to think that an
awesome cockroach might crawl out of the grungy sink
and find it neato that one of his own was in charge.
But that was not the cool part of my dream. The cool
part was seeing an awesome rat drop from the grungy
ceiling into the coffee cup the geek had on her gungy
desk. That showed that fat administrator who wants to
swipe my apartment to think twice about it.